Sunday, June 14, 2009

An Open Letter to Kate Hudson


Dear Kate Hudson,

I was watching Bride Wars the other day and I was pretty sure you were in it. I mean, it had your name on the box and all the posters I'd seen. But all I could see was a face obscured by ginormous blond bangs. What happened there, exactly? I know bangs have come back in style for a select demographic, but I thought that was limited to hipsters and 11-year-old girls.

Anyway, I just wanted to alert you and let you know that what appears to be a large blond wig has totally stolen your name and is starring in a movie about weddings and brides that hate each other. You might want to alert the Screen Actors Guild.


Yours sincerely,
Tiffany

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